500 Day Out Ideas? 500? Seriously?

For years now, I have been on the lookout for THE BEST,

no,

THE ULTIMATE day out location that the UK has to offer. Most parents are stressed, skint, tired and desperate to keep the little ones happy and entertained over the summer hols.

Yes, we’ll go to parks, splash zones, skate rinks, museums, woods, zoo’s and adventure parks in a vain attempt to keep the kids busy and therefore less likely to drive us up the wall, round the ceiling and back into a dark cupboard, rocking backwards and forwards mumbling to ourselves.

These places are all nice but what is the real secret to the perfect, I mean absolutely flawless family day out.

My expert team consists of,

Me,

my Wife,

Eliza &

the stroppy teenage boy, normally the one hiding from the pictures.

We have not only reviewed days out for you, (YES there’s more) we have also had to endure terrible attractions, hectic locations and in our crappy old banger of a car, travelled the length and breadth of this fine country to make YOUR life easier.

*Quietly waiting applause / gratitude No? Nothing?

I know what you are thinking…………………………………………… “I’m hungry.” Or “I need a wee?”

*Sorry, enough nonsense, you are infact thinking………….. “Darren, what is this ultimate, perfect day out you promised us?”

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1 Comment

Kristine · 27/07/2018 at 8:32 pm

Experts team is the best lol 😀

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