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Why Did No One Warn Me???? Life With Children

Before having children, nobody warned me that I’d be subjected, against my will, to every single episode of in the night garden and Peppa pig on continual loop.

 

Before having children, nobody warned me that I would be required to clean up the 3 p’s (piss, poo & puke) at the worst possible times. Finding piss in the MOST unusual places.

 

Before having children, nobody warned me that I could clean a room immaculately, only to find that 15 minutes later, it has been childrenized (trashed beyond belief in a very short space of time).

 

Before having children, nobody warned me that a baby would take up every, possible waking minute of your lives and sleep.

 

Before having children, nobody warned me that
you’d be sent doollaly from the screaming and shouting, when they don’t get their own way.

 

Before having children, nobody warned me that
I’d find a trail of clothes strewn about the house, that they’d only worn for half an hour.

 

Before having children, nobody warned me that
I’d find artistic drawings on the walls, doors and furniture.

 

Before having children, nobody warned me that whilst juggling several jobs all at once, you’d get continuously asked when dinner will be ready.

 

Yep.

 

Before having children, nobody warned me that parenting IS the hardest job on Earth. But, ask any parent and they’d tell you that they wouldn’t change a single thing.

 

Well done to all of you, keep up the stressy, great work!!

Kids are hard work?

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