We did a thing! Enjoy the Countryside, beers and beauty that is the Cotswolds on this Clarkson inspired Road Trip!

🚜🍺 Clarkson Inspired Road Trip

A relaxed 2‑day adventure through Clarkson country, cosy pubs, and the prettiest villages in the Cotswolds

This updated route blends farm‑shop chaos, countryside pubs, iconic Cotswolds villages, and a stop at Hawkstone Brewery — the home of Clarkson’s beer. It’s still a slow, scenic, two‑day journey, but now follows your new map exactly.

Where to Stay in the Cotswolds

⭐ Route Overview (A–H)

A. Chipping Norton

B. Diddly Squat Farm Shop

C. Stow‑on‑the‑Wold

D. Lower Slaughter

E. Hawkstone Brewery

F. Bibury

G. The Farmer’s Dog Pub

A). Chipping Norton

Start your trip in Chipping Norton, Clarkson’s local town and a great base for exploring this part of the Cotswolds. It’s lively, friendly and full of classic Cotswold charm.

What to expect: A proper market town with independent shops, cafés and pubs.

Highlights:

• The historic high street
• Cosy pubs
• Easy parking and good food options

Why start here: It’s the natural gateway to the whole Clarkson universe — and a perfect warm‑up before heading to the farm shop.

B). Diddly Squat Farm Shop

Your first Clarkson stop. Expect queues, expect chaos, expect people taking photos of the sign — and honestly, that’s half the fun.

What to expect: A tiny shop selling farm produce, merch and the famous “Cow Juice.”

Highlights:

• Clarkson‑branded goods
• Local produce
• The iconic farm shop sign

Why stop here: It’s the heart of the whole road trip — and a must‑visit for fans of the show.

C). Stow‑on‑the‑Wold

A short drive brings you to this historic market town full of antique shops, cafés and character.

What to expect: A bustling hilltop town with a classic Cotswolds feel.

Highlights:

• Antique shops
• Independent cafés
• The famous Yew Tree Door at St Edward’s Church

Why stop here: It’s one of the most atmospheric towns in the region — perfect for a wander.

D). Lower Slaughter

One of the prettiest villages in England, despite the dramatic name.

What to expect: A peaceful riverside village with honey‑stone cottages and footpaths.

Highlights:

• The Old Mill
• Little stone bridges
• Riverside walks

Why stop here: It’s a slow, scenic stop that feels like stepping back in time.

E). Hawkstone Brewery

A new addition to your route — and a brilliant one. This is where Clarkson’s beer is brewed.

What to expect: A modern brewery offering tastings, tours and a relaxed atmosphere. If you haven’t booked, you can just stop here for a burger, pint and some cow juice but the brewery tour is amazing!

Highlights:

• Hawkstone beer
• Brewery shop
• Tasting sessions

Why stop here: It’s the perfect mid‑route break — and a must for fans of Clarkson’s lager.

F). Bibury

Home to Arlington Row, one of the most photographed streets in the UK.

What to expect: A postcard‑perfect village with a river running through it.

Highlights:

• Arlington Row
• The River Coln
• Peaceful walking paths

Why stop here: It’s tiny, charming and one of the most iconic Cotswolds stops.

G). The Farmer’s Dog Pub

Just outside Burford, this pub is linked to Clarkson’s world and sells the same merch as the farm shop.

What to expect: A relaxed pub with good food and a dedicated shop. Try the farmers pup, grab a drink, grab some merch and soak in the atmosphere.

Highlights:

• Clarkson merch
• Proper pub meals
• A friendly, countryside vibe

Why stop here: It’s the perfect lunch or early‑evening stop before the final stretch.

📏 Total Distance & Recommended Duration

Approx total distance: ~55 miles / 88 km Recommended duration: 2 days

Why 2 days works best

This route is packed with places worth exploring slowly. Two days gives you time to:

• Begin in Chipping Norton at a comfortable pace
• Wander Stow‑on‑the‑Wold
• Walk through Lower Slaughter
• Visit Bibury without rushing
• Enjoy Hawkstone Brewery
• Eat at The Farmer’s Dog

It’s a gentle, scenic road trip — and it deserves to be savoured.

Where to Stay Locally